He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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