just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He? As in you personified your dick?
Randomize