pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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