a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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