If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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