Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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