Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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