do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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