Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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