dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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