Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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