The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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