Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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