: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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