My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
