So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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