They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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