Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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