Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Randomize
