her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
smell my finger.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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