He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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