Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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