So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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