xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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