He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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