Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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