Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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