I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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