I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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