A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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