I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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