Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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