I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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