im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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