? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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