And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think I sprained my soul last night
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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