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If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
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it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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