Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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