he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
i need some magic done to my vagina
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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