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Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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