I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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