all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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