i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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