I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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