Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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