I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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