As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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