Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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