I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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