Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Cover your peen. We're going out.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
